Water Cooler Conversation

It was a jam packed weekend of house showings. I typically miss some fun stuff with the girls when I'm out for marathon tours like I've been for the weekends since New Year's.

My Saturday morning clients finished earlier than I expected, so I had about half an hour to fly home and crank out a Home Inspection Release. I really was 99% absorbed in the inspection report when my stepson came upstairs from his cave and sat at the table with the girls.

He picked something up from the table - the table where WE EAT, and my 2 year old said, "I  wiped my vagina on that."

I shut my computer and walked right back out the door to meet my afternoon clients. I'll never go home in the middle of the day again. Lesson learned.