Quick! Fill in the blank!
There is nothing sexier than waking up to _________
Okay okay, now me!
There is nothing sexier than waking up to the sound of your dog vomiting. If you have a dog you know that sound. It’s similar to the human dry-heave, except it’s a wet heave. You can actually hear the vomit in their stomach, gurgling and bubbling before it comes out. All over your new carpet.
But I’m not bitter.
There’s an upside. By the time I went to find and clean the vomit, one of our very efficient dogs had already taken care of it.
I get extra credit because that, my friends, is sexy.